Seriously??? is a chaotic survival serious rougelike video game. 

Your goal is simple: stay serious for as long as possible. But that is easier said than done. Waves of strange, difficult people keep attacking you, pushing you, distracting you, pulling you in, and trying to drain your Seriousness until there is nothing left.

Between rounds, random emotions change the rules. You might become Numb, Confused, Shy, Scared, Vulnerable, or worse. Each emotion makes survival harder in a different way, forcing you to adapt while enemies (metaphor for real life people if you didn't get it.) keep trying to make you lose control.

Use your laser, shield, dash, upgrades, and quick reactions to survive the madness. If you keep your Seriousness until the timer runs out, you win. If your Seriousness reaches zero, you fail — and become completely silly.


WASD - movement
Left Click Hold - fire laser
Right Click Hold - shield
Space - dash.